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I play tuba and I like to pretend I'm cool.

 

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

(Source: pemsylvania)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

hersheyhipster:

There’s a war going on in my city.

There’s a war going on in YOUR city.

THERE’S A WAR GOING ON IN OUR CITIES.